Some SMS Jokes in Malayalam
October 9th, 2007
ലഞ്ച്ബാഗില് ലഞ്ച് കൊണ്ടുപോകാന് പറ്റും
പക്ഷേ സ്കൂള്ബാഗില് സ്കൂള് കൊണ്ടുപോകാന് പറ്റുമോ??
ബസ്റ്റോപ്പിന്റെ അടുത്തു വെയിറ്റ് ചെയ്താല് ബസ് വരും…
ഫുള്സ്റ്റോപ്പിന്റെ അടുത്തു വെയിറ്റ് ചെയ്താല് ‘ഫുള്’ വരുമോ.. ഒരു പയിന്റെങ്കിലും??
ഓട്ടോ ഡ്രൈവര് ആയാല് ഓട്ടോ ഓടിക്കാം….
സ്ക്രൂഡ്രൈവര് ആയാല് സ്ക്രൂ ഓടിക്കാന് പറ്റുമോ??
ഇഡ്ഡലിപ്പൊടി തൊട്ട് ഇഡ്ഡലി കഴിക്കാം…
മുളകുപൊടി തൊട്ട് മുളകു കഴിക്കാന് പറ്റുമോ??
തെങ്ങേന്ന് തേങ്ങ വീഴും… മാവേന്ന് മാങ്ങ വീഴും…
പ്ലാവേന്ന് എന്താ പ്ലാങ്ങ വീഴാത്തെ??
തവളയുടെ മോഹം
October 9th, 2007
ഒരു തവള കൈനോട്ടക്കാരന്റെ അടുത്തുവന്ന് ചോദിച്ചു “എന്റെ ജീവിതത്തിലേക്ക് അടുത്തെങ്ങാനും ഒരു പെണ്കുട്ടി വരുമോ”
കൈനോട്ടക്കാരന് തവളയുടെ കൈനോക്കി പറഞ്ഞു “തീര്ച്ചയായും, നിന്നെപ്പറ്റി കൂടുതല് അറിയുവാനും നിന്റെ ഹൃദയം കാണുവാനും ഒരു യുവസുന്ദരി ഉടനെ നിന്റെ ജീവിതത്തില് വരും.”
തവള: “ഓ ഇതു സത്യമോ, ഞാന് എവിടെ വെച്ച് എങ്ങനെയാണ് അവളെ കണ്ടെത്തുക?”
കൈനോട്ടക്കാരന് ഒരു കള്ളച്ചിരിയോടെ: “അടുത്ത വര്ഷം ബയോളജി ക്ലാസ്സില് വെച്ച്”
Kaavadiyaattam - The Drunkards
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Peruvannapurathe visheshangal
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in hariharnagar comedy
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Boeing Boeing Super Comedy - Crooked Massager
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Boeing Boeing Super Comedy - Preparation of Chicken Masala
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mohanlal comedy adhipan
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Malayalees!!
October 8th, 2007
Bill Gates organised an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate
is Kunju Abdullah, an Indian guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do
not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Kunju says to
himself, “I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll
give it a try”
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more
than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kunju says to himself
” I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?” So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to
leave. 500 people leave the room. Kunju says to himself, “I left school at
15 but what have I got to lose?” So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to
leave. 498 people leave the room.
Kunju says to himself, ” I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what
do I have to lose?” So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said “Apparently you are the only two candidates
who speak Serbo - Croat, so I’d now like to hear you have a conversation
together in that language.”
Calmly, Kunj turns to the other candidate and says “Entha Sugham alle”
The other candidate answers “Nee Poda Pulle”
Father and Son
March 19th, 2007
Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
“What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
“Those are condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively,
“Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
“Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies,
“Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday.”
“Cool” says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks: “Then who are these for?”
“Those are for college men,” the dad answers,
“TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy,
“Then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied:
“Those are for the married men.
ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March…etc.”
Please imagine if you had a clever son like that.
Did you have those answer??
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