Archive for January, 2007
Call centres
19 January 2007PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS ARE PAID SO MUCH……FOR JUST BEING
ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK:
1). Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer: “Ok.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support:: […]
Please ask b4 u slap
18 January 2007A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered
that she was out of credit; she instructed her son - to use his own phone
to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site.
After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was
a lady that […]
Blond’s Logic
18 January 2007*LOGIC
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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking……..
and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther
away……….Florida or the moon?” The other blonde turns and says
“Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida…???
*TO THE DOGS*
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names […]
A Grave Joke
18 January 2007Four guy’s are in the middle of a desert and suddenly one of them collapsesand dies. The three guy’s left, an Indian, an American and a Chinese dig agrave for the dead man and they perform a ceremony.
The American asks everyone to put some money in the grave before burying theman. The American puts in […]
FUNNY LEAVE APPLICATIONS
18 January 2007This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of Pakistan
1. A student’s leave letter :
”As I am suffering from my uncle’s marriage I cannot attend the class….”
2. A candidate’s application :
”This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist And an accountant - Male or Female’… As […]
A Indian HELL
18 January 2007A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell
for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks,
“What do they do here?” He told,”First they put you in an electric
chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. […]
Nice Puzzle
18 January 2007Nice puzzle - try to crack it …
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.
One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board
the bus, but he didn’t stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died
on the spot. Angry passengers took […]
SEE THE GUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18 January 2007On a ship, the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers. They started an argument on whose soldier had more guts. The American General called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The soldier did as he was commanded. The […]
information
18 January 2007*A woman called a local hospital. “Hello. Could you connect me to the person
who gives information about patients. I’d like to find out if a patient is
getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse.”
The voice on the other end said, “What is the patient’s name and room
number?”
“Sarah Finkel, room 302.”
“I’ll connect you with […]
SHOCKING TELEGRAMS
18 January 2007TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,
which the father receives as:
“Father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”
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TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a
telegram to his wife: “I wish you were here.”
The message received by wife:
“I wish you were […]