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Malayalees!!
8 October 2007Bill Gates organised an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate
is Kunju Abdullah, an Indian guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do
not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Kunju says to
himself, “I do not know […]
Poor Donkey (funny videO)
19 February 2007*Too much weight… ( funny )*
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sister
19 February 2007I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one
thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law […]
bet
19 February 2007A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag
of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the
bank to open a savings account because, “It’s a lot of money!”
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into
the president’s office (the customer is always […]
The Mysterious Language of Science
18 January 2007This list of phrases and their definitions is presented as a public
service, to help you understand the mysterious language of science. These
special phrases also appear in PhD dissertations and academic papers.
“IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN…”
I didn’t look up the original reference.
“A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT…”
These data are practically meaningless.
“WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO […]
Weeweechu
18 January 2007One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were
sitting by the side of the ocean.
It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said “Hey baby, how about
playing Weeweechu.”
“Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon” said Jung Lee.
“Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and […]
New Shoes
18 January 2007A blonde was on vacation in the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair
of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay
the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle on prices” attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Well then, maybe […]
It Don’t Cost Nuthin’ to be Nice
18 January 2007At a TouchDown Club meeting many years before his death, Coach Paul “Bear”
Bryant told the following story:
I had just been named the new head coach at Alabama and was off in my old car
down in South Alabama recruiting a prospect who was supposed to have been a
pretty good player and I was havin’ trouble finding […]
THE FUNNIES ON LIFE
18 January 2007My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was
God, and I didn’t.
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Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake.
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There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman: Before
marriage and after marriage.
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Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because […]
kidnap
18 January 2007A blonde woman was having financial troubles, so she decided to
kidnap a child for ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a
little boy, took him behind a tree, and wrote a note. “I have
kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this, but I need the money.
Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind […]